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Today on how they do it. Plumbuses. Everyone has a Plumbus in their home. First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out, with a bunch of Schleem. The Schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It is important that the Fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Schlommy shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. They are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the chumbles. And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

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Simply, “Put Your Real Present Inside the Joke Box" and try to keep a straight face as you watch your friends & loved ones attempt to remain gracious while thanking you for the “Roto Wipe”

Throwback Gifts

Tamagotchi 5 Virtual Pet


The first virtual reality pet is back from 1997 with its original programming!

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Are you tired of your parents? Are you sick of your teacher? Are you tired of everybody around you? Be like Thanos and wipe out everybody just by snapping your fingers!

Gifts for Men

The Jar of Nothing


The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!

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Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug


Bring it to the office.


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Gifts for Men

Undies for two


Get really intimate with your partner with this two-person underwear. This Christmas useless gift will surely give you some fun and uncomfortable time while trying to have sex and walk at the same time. This underwear is also great if you’re morbidly obese100% Polyester.