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Gifts for Men

Llama String Lights

$20.67

Adorable little llamas!

Sale!
$20.00 $12.50

Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.

$12.99

Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.

$649.99

Always thought about music and beers at the same time?

decoration

Mini Golden Poo

This mini poo is so cute!

$11.66

Finally, the joyous dancing Inflatable Tube Man is available in a tiny, desk-friendly size.

food and drink

Penis BBQ Apron

$20.49

Guys love BBQs and telling people they have small dicks!

Gifts for Men

Penis Grooming Kit

$35.35

Make your penis beautiful

$1,285.12

Never run out again!

$12.69

The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!

$19.99

Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap

$36.64

Today on how they do it. Plumbuses. Everyone has a Plumbus in their home. First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out, with a bunch of Schleem. The Schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It is important that the Fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Schlommy shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. They are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the chumbles. And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.