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Not only are these gifts weird and gross, they are useless and funny. If you like disgusting products, check these out! Do you have a weirdo friend? If so, these make great gifts. Make any room in your house a strange apothecary filled with weird and gross useless things!

$20.00 $12.50

Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.


Gag Gifts and Pranks

owl vomit

$21.95 $15.19

finally, some owl vomit!


Never run out again!


Are you looking for some Real human bones just because? No question asked, here you can buy your Real human bones and do whatever you please with them :)


Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap


Today on how they do it. Plumbuses. Everyone has a Plumbus in their home. First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out, with a bunch of Schleem. The Schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It is important that the Fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Schlommy shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. They are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the chumbles. And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

$9.99 $7.99

Simply, “Put Your Real Present Inside the Joke Box" and try to keep a straight face as you watch your friends & loved ones attempt to remain gracious while thanking you for the “Roto Wipe”


Do you want people to leave you alone?