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Find what’s the new useless thing to give to people you love.

Gifts Under $25

Bag of bones beach toys

$17.99

These skeleton molds are great for sand or snow.

Gifts Under $25

Spirited away coin bank

$48.00

Hey, boss! It's me! I'm hungry! Why don't you wake everyone up?

Funny Dog Stuff

Dog umbrella leash

$24.99

Woof Woof!

Gifts for Men

Face blanket

$9.99

Happy Warm face!

Gifts for Women

Plumbus for sale

$29.99

How They Do It

$17.99

Survive the climate change!

Funny Dog Stuff

Raw Joint Dog Toy

$16.81

Made from non-toxic hemp!

$13.99

Officially-Licensed Collector's Edition!

$33.60

relax with your pillow girlfriend.

$9.95

Give him one of your bests!

$34.60

Chambong glassware for rapid champagne consumption!

4th of July

Confetti High Five

$6.50

The best high five of your life.

$249.99

It translates you brainwaves into sounds of weather! Plus, more!

Sale!
$7.99

Did your dog always want to be blonde?  

Gifts for Men

Uranium ore for sale

$39.95

Wanna travel to the future? buy Uranium and give it a try!

$19.99

Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap

Sale!
$2.79

Looking for the perfect man?

Sale!
Sale!
$11.00

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!

Gifts Under $25

Mini Pool Table for Desk

$19.99

For the fun office!

$14.99

Doggo emerges as a beautiful majestic butterfly!

Gifts for Men

Undies for two

$9.99

Let us know how this works out!

$9.15

Kids LOVE to be shot with these.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Offensive Pencils

$14.99

We dare you to bring these to school.

food and drink

USB Can Cooler

$22.99

The cutest mini fridge on the planet.

food and drink

Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

$12.99

Bring it to the office.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Finger Baby Hands

$9.59

So trippy!

$21.95

The Moon Ring farts when the box is open. A hilarious prank to play on your significant other!

$17.95

Do you want people to leave you alone?

Gifts for Men

The Jar of Nothing

$16.00

The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!

$14.95

Perfect gift for couples!

$17.99

The Force awakens in your car!

$9.95

Synthetic semen on the go!

$8.95

Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans.

Sale!
$12.50

Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.

$23.11

Like walking on grass?

$10.99

You wanna look like a dad? This dad bag will get you all the milf in the park!

$12.69

The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!

$12.99

Fits cans and bottles.

food and drink

Can of whoopass for sale

$5.99

Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!  

$59.99

Perfect for 4th of July!

Sale!
$10.82

There are more incredibly pointless and delightfully entertaining things to discover in this new entry in the #1 New York Times bestselling series.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Unicorn Finger Puppet

$6.85

Called the Handicorn by Archie McPhee, this finger puppet will wow everyone that loves unicorns and creepy things.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Joke Hand Sanitizer

$9.50

Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin.

$159.99

This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.

$9.00

Meow book is a novel for cats written from the perspective of a cat.

Gifts for Women

Shawty U Fine Bear

$27.95

Tell your girlfriend "Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho" with this romantic and cute little guy

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Penis Water Gun

$15.99

Comes in a 2 pack!

$12.99

Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.

New

decoration

Booty Pillow

$69.00

Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.

$21.97

Batteries are easily replaceable.

$9.33

You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home! 

$25.01

Lock away your ice cream from roommates!

Gifts for Men

Banana Phone Handset

$39.99

ring ring ring , banana phone

$1,285.12

Never run out again!

decoration

Yoda Force Bookend

$28.99

May the 4th gift!

$11.99

comes with a case and stand!

Gifts for Men

Fake Wolf Tattoo

$9.99

trashy and amazing

$43.37

An Imperial Walker taken down right on your desk!

$22.00

cross stitch your life away with this baby.

Sale!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

owl vomit

$15.19

finally, some owl vomit!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

trump toilet brush set

$13.99

yay politics!

Gifts for Women

hair clip multi tool set

$7.88

Be a tactical badass

Gifts for Women

motion sensor purse light

$19.95

omg YAAS! Finally...

Gag Gifts and Pranks

crazy cat lady box action figure

$6.07

Move over, Barbie!

$89.00

not your kindergarten noodle necklace!

Gifts for Women

the hunk pool float

$59.97

a fine-ass pool float

Gag Gifts and Pranks

adult achievement stickers

$6.99

You deserve recognition for a job well done!

Sale!
$6.75

c'mon! duh!

Sale!
$12.84

Dominate dinner.

Sale!
$7.51

Author Christie Mellor's parenting book that is FUNNY

$13.99

Tell you mom how OKAY she really is!

Bar Accessories

because kids wine glass

$11.99

wine is the answer

Gifts for Women

Sleeping Bag Suit

$241.08

so cozy!

food and drink

Badass Cat Mug

$11.88

Another funny MUG! Cat edition....

$11.49

I'm covering my apartment with this as i write this.

$43.99

Incarnate Word meets Grilled Cheese!