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Find what’s the new useless thing to give to people you love.

Gifts Under $25

Bag of bones beach toys


These skeleton molds are great for sand or snow.

Gifts Under $25

Spirited away coin bank


Hey, boss! It's me! I'm hungry! Why don't you wake everyone up?

Funny Dog Stuff

Dog umbrella leash


Woof Woof!

Gifts for Men

Face blanket


Happy Warm face!

Gifts for Women

Plumbus for sale


How They Do It


Survive the climate change!

Funny Dog Stuff

Raw Joint Dog Toy


Made from non-toxic hemp!


Officially-Licensed Collector's Edition!


relax with your pillow girlfriend.


Give him one of your bests!


Chambong glassware for rapid champagne consumption!

4th of July

Confetti High Five


The best high five of your life.


It translates you brainwaves into sounds of weather! Plus, more!


Did your dog always want to be blonde?  

Gifts for Men

Uranium ore for sale


Wanna travel to the future? buy Uranium and give it a try!


Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap


Looking for the perfect man?


Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!

Gifts Under $25

Mini Pool Table for Desk


For the fun office!


Doggo emerges as a beautiful majestic butterfly!

Gifts for Men

Undies for two


Let us know how this works out!


Kids LOVE to be shot with these.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Offensive Pencils


We dare you to bring these to school.

food and drink

USB Can Cooler


The cutest mini fridge on the planet.

food and drink

Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug


Bring it to the office.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Finger Baby Hands


So trippy!


The Moon Ring farts when the box is open. A hilarious prank to play on your significant other!


Do you want people to leave you alone?

Gifts for Men

The Jar of Nothing


The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!


Perfect gift for couples!


The Force awakens in your car!


Synthetic semen on the go!


Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans.


Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.


Like walking on grass?


You wanna look like a dad? This dad bag will get you all the milf in the park!


The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!


Fits cans and bottles.

food and drink

Can of whoopass for sale


Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!  


Perfect for 4th of July!


There are more incredibly pointless and delightfully entertaining things to discover in this new entry in the #1 New York Times bestselling series.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Unicorn Finger Puppet


Called the Handicorn by Archie McPhee, this finger puppet will wow everyone that loves unicorns and creepy things.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Joke Hand Sanitizer


Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin.


This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.


Meow book is a novel for cats written from the perspective of a cat.

Gifts for Women

Shawty U Fine Bear


Tell your girlfriend "Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho" with this romantic and cute little guy

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Penis Water Gun


Comes in a 2 pack!


Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.



Booty Pillow


Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.


Batteries are easily replaceable.


You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home! 


Lock away your ice cream from roommates!

Gifts for Men

Banana Phone Handset


ring ring ring , banana phone


Never run out again!


Yoda Force Bookend


May the 4th gift!


comes with a case and stand!

Gifts for Men

Fake Wolf Tattoo


trashy and amazing


An Imperial Walker taken down right on your desk!


cross stitch your life away with this baby.


Gag Gifts and Pranks

owl vomit


finally, some owl vomit!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

trump toilet brush set


yay politics!

Gifts for Women

hair clip multi tool set


Be a tactical badass

Gifts for Women

motion sensor purse light


omg YAAS! Finally...

Gag Gifts and Pranks

crazy cat lady box action figure


Move over, Barbie!


not your kindergarten noodle necklace!

Gifts for Women

the hunk pool float


a fine-ass pool float

Gag Gifts and Pranks

adult achievement stickers


You deserve recognition for a job well done!


c'mon! duh!


Dominate dinner.


Author Christie Mellor's parenting book that is FUNNY


Tell you mom how OKAY she really is!

Bar Accessories

because kids wine glass


wine is the answer

Gifts for Women

Sleeping Bag Suit


so cozy!

food and drink

Badass Cat Mug


Another funny MUG! Cat edition....


I'm covering my apartment with this as i write this.


Incarnate Word meets Grilled Cheese!