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- PIZZA WILL STAY SAFE-This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.
- HAVE IT WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES-A detachable lanyard then lets you take the choicest slice with you instead of leaving it at home, where it could be stolen by roommates or turtles with attitude.
- NEVER GO HUNGRY-Whether you’re headed to a party, the barbershop, or a movie premiere, your pepperoni-stuffed accessory will turn heads and deliver a powerful message to everyone around you: pizza is delicious.
- REUSE OVER AND OVER-Reusable ziplock seal; Not to be used with microwave or ovens
- SATISFACTION GARUANTEED: 100% Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.
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