Did your dog always want to be blonde? Is your dog going through tough times? Do you think she is not presentable for Christmas? Then you should get this dog wig for your dog! It will completely change who she/he is! It’s like the glasses of Clart Kent, nobody will able to recognize your dog with a wig! this could potentially be the most useless product we have on the site! But we don’t care, we just want your dog to have a chance to be blonde and have more fun than anybody else!
You might be wondering what would you do after Christmas? Well, you could start taking pictures of dogs with wigs and start sharing them online. This wig will guarantee your dog will be famous and have around 10K followers on any social media.
I don’t know why you’re mad at me, you wanted this. You wanted this wig so bad, from ‘Ruby’s petshop’ and they sent you all of these goodies, for Halloween, and you’re sitting here with an attitude, early in the morning missy. “I wanna be Elsa!” Marge, you’re gonna be Wonder Woman. And, they sent you all this other stuff look they sent you Hulk Hog- The Incredible Hulk, they sent you… The Ewok in size small, oh my goodness right? They sent you the Robin like Batman and Robin with the cape, they sent you this cute caterpillar I can’t wait till it’s time to put you in there. And Marge, everybody’s gonna be Elsa! You wanna be different. Look at this gorgeous Wonder Woman outfit you’re wearing, and the hair you look like Madonna, you look like Christina Aguleria. “I don’t care I wanna be Elsuhh!” Noooo, you’re gonna be Wonder Woman, nobody’s Wonder Woman everybody, every other Chi is gonna be Elsa you wanna be different you wanna be Marge Tiffany. MWAH Thank you Ruby’s pet shop