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Grow a Boyfriend Full Size

$2.79

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Do you have a sister or friend that has been single forever? Is she having a life crisis because all her friends have boyfriends and she doesn’t? You can save the day and get her a boyfriend for Christmas! Only a few steps and she can start growing a boyfriend into full size!

  • Add water, grows to 6-times original size 2-inches to approximately 12-inches
  • Begins to grow in 2 hours, reaches full size in 72 hours
  • Dry him out; use him again
  • It’s not pretend when you grow the perfect friend

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