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Find the most useless Christmas gifts! Christmas is almost here and if you havent found anything important for your loved one then get them something useless and funny. Our collection of useless Christmas gifts includes gifts for everybody.

You cal also check our top 20 useless Christmas gifts so you can get inspired and buy some random shit for your loved ones.

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Cracker Pillow Set

$14.29

These cushy saltines are good for your back!

$34.99

Looking for a sauce with bite? Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods.

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$499.00 $439.00

The best head massage whenever you want!

$37.99

Battery powered LED strip!

$9.99

Need something sexy and feminine on your tree?

$170.00

Great for long distance relationships!

$25.00

Just like the original!

$38.99

Comes with 7 different mood lights!

$249.99

It translates you brainwaves into sounds of weather! Plus, more!

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$20.99 $14.85

Good Grief! Is it already Christmas time?! 

Gifts for Men

Gian Gummy Snake

$125.97

8 feet and 26 pounds of Gummy Goodness.

Gifts for Men

Uranium ore for sale

$39.95

Wanna travel to the future? buy Uranium and give it a try!

Everyone loves a sexy actor with a ruggedly hairy chest peaking out of a banana!  

$19.95

The sexiest Christmas stocking that ever existed.

$24.95

Capture the awesomeness of static electricity in miniature!

$36.64

...And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

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$2.79

Looking for the perfect man?

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$13.99 $11.00

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!

Throwback Gifts

Tamagotchi 5 Virtual Pet

$29.99

The first virtual reality pet is back from 1997 with its original programming!

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Mini Grocery Items

$27.99

Collectible Mini Brands with 5 different surprises in each ball. Over 500+ different surprises to collect.

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Mini Golden Poo

This mini poo is so cute!

$9.99

Beardaments is on a mission to leave no beard undecorated.  Check out this crazy and useless beard ornaments, beardaments lights, beard glitter kits, and more shit!

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Gifts for Men

Undies for two

$9.99

Let us know how this works out!

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Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

$12.99

Bring it to the office.

Gifts for Men

The Jar of Nothing

$16.00

The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!