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$22.99

Listen to your heart!

Sale!
$33.60

relax with your pillow girlfriend.

Bar Accessories

Cutout of Danny DeVito!

$69.97

So realistic!

$9.95

Give him one of your bests!

$34.60

Chambong glassware for rapid champagne consumption!

$9.99

Need something sexy and feminine on your tree?

$25.00

Just like the original!

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$12.00

Drink and be Merry!

Gifts for Men

Gian Gummy Snake

$125.97

8 feet and 26 pounds of Gummy Goodness.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Blood Pillow Blood Puddle Pillows

$12.00

Blood Puddle Pillows Here’s a great idea for anyone looking for a good last-minute fright.

food and drink

Mini Grocery Items

$27.99

Collectible Mini Brands with 5 different surprises in each ball. Over 500+ different surprises to collect.

$9.99

Beardaments is on a mission to leave no beard undecorated.  Check out this crazy and useless beard ornaments, beardaments lights, beard glitter kits, and more shit!

New

decoration

Booty Pillow

$69.00

Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Dick Trophy

$18.97

the biggest dick award!

$8.79

Literally the funniest fucking pillow ever. 

$9.86

You get what you deserve