We all have that friend that has everything and you never know what to get him. Today is your lucky day! You can buy him nothing! Nothing is precious, simple and sacred! Once the pack is open, they will be able to experience the gift of nothing, absolutely nothing! The ultimate minimalism of gits. Less is more, more or less.
They will be able to say they got not nothing for their birthday and you will feel prouder than ever!
Instructions for opening Nothing:
Step 1: Carefully Open the pack.
Step 2: Experience Nothing.
The sound of one hand clapping: the hole in the doughnut: the thing that goes bump in the dark; the sound of a tree falling in the forest when no one is there to hear it; the incident that no one is talking about; the bashful achievements.
This product is guaranteed to do absolutely nothing. If something happens, return for a full refund.