These shoes have a keyboard imprinted onto the bottom of them, and similar to the follow me beer sandals they will most likely leave a trail wherever you go. Except when you follow this trail, instead of being led to a place with beer for you to drink, you will be led to a place of utter neediness and most likely an abundance of hot pockets. There is something intriguing about a shoe shaped keyboard on the bottom of your shoe, and for some reason I want a pair, though that’s not to say it’s a pretty terrible idea to simply buy a pair of shoes for what’s on the bottom of them. For one, nobody will ever see them unless you’re that guy who shows everyone the bottoms of your shoes, secondly, they will probably wear down to nothing within a few months of use, rendering them back to just a normal pair of sneakers.
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