Introducing the you have a small Penis BBQ Apron!
Do you love to cook, and stay clean? Do you also like telling people they have small dicks? Then, this is the gift for you!
The apron may look ordinary, but it has many, many functions. First, keep yourself clean. Second, remind others of the transitory state of their existence. And most importantly, tell them they have a small dick. All this without saying a word! And your also BBQing!
Adjustable Apron Immediately Identifies You As The Master Chef Of Your Home.The Front Pocket Of The Apron Gives You A Place To Hold Onto Seasoning Packets, Meat Thermometer, Grill Slips And Recipe Cards.This Adjustable Apron Is Machine-washable, Fade-proof, And Resists Wrinkles And Shrinkage.When You Present Picture-perfect, Delectable Meals Without So Much As A Grease Spot On Your Clothing, Your Family And Friends Will Applaud Your Culinary Expertise.
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