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Browse our useless things for the Home and Office. Find fun gadgets, games, funny decorations and more. Make your home and office memorable and full of personality. Impress visitors and have fun with all of your useless things around the house and at work.

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Cracker Pillow Set

$14.29

These cushy saltines are good for your back!

$22.99

Listen to your heart!

$33.60

relax with your pillow girlfriend.

$29.99

Dusted with Barbecue Flavors!

Bar Accessories

Cutout of Danny DeVito!

$69.97

So realistic!

$19.95

The best way to eat Cereal!

Sale!
$29.99 $24.99

Make your refrigerator look like your favorite 80's video game console with the FreezerBoy magnet set!

Sale!
$12.95 $6.85

The Joy of Painting in your house!

$34.60

Chambong glassware for rapid champagne consumption!

$9.99

Need something sexy and feminine on your tree?

$170.00

Great for long distance relationships!

$31.40

It's never too late to learn piano.

$25.00

Just like the original!

$38.99

Comes with 7 different mood lights!

$160.00

3 Imported Cheeses every month!

Sale!
$20.99 $14.85

Good Grief! Is it already Christmas time?! 

$81,818.99

Sell everything you own and get this baseball card now!

Everyone loves a sexy actor with a ruggedly hairy chest peaking out of a banana!  

$19.95

The sexiest Christmas stocking that ever existed.

$24.95

Capture the awesomeness of static electricity in miniature!

$36.64

...And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

Sale!

Gifts Under $25

Mini Pool Table for Desk

$19.99

For the fun office!

Gifts for Women

Usb Hand Warmer

$38.99

They hug your hands with buttery softness and provide maximum comfort without getting in the way.

food and drink

Mini Grocery Items

$27.99

Collectible Mini Brands with 5 different surprises in each ball. Over 500+ different surprises to collect.

$7.91

"I never disrobe before gunplay." -- Drive Angry

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Mini Golden Poo

This mini poo is so cute!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Offensive Pencils

$14.99

We dare you to bring these to school.

food and drink

USB Can Cooler

$22.99

The cutest mini fridge on the planet.

food and drink

Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

$12.99

Bring it to the office.

$14.95

Perfect gift for couples!

$8.95

Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans.

$11.99

Do you want to see your poop glow? have you ever seen your poop in different colors than brown, green or red? With this led light for toilets, your toilet will be the most fun room in any party!

$12.99

Fits cans and bottles.

$32.99

The American Flag Beer Pong Float with a Built in Cooler!

food and drink

Can of whoopass for sale

$5.99

Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!  

$159.99

This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.

$12.99

Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.

New

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Booty Pillow

$69.00

Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.

$21.97

Batteries are easily replaceable.

$13.99

Show off your Doctorate of Cheeseburgers from Cheeseburger State University.

$9.33

You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home! 

$25.01

Lock away your ice cream from roommates!

Gifts for Men

Banana Phone Handset

$39.99

ring ring ring , banana phone

Fart Gifts

Farting Piggy Bank

$14.99

Comes with a hug variety of farts!

$1,285.12

Never run out again!

decoration

Yoda Force Bookend

$28.99

May the 4th gift!

$43.37

An Imperial Walker taken down right on your desk!

$22.00

cross stitch your life away with this baby.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

trump toilet brush set

$13.99

yay politics!

Gifts for Women

motion sensor purse light

$19.95

omg YAAS! Finally...

Sale!
$19.99 $12.84

Dominate dinner.

Bar Accessories

because kids wine glass

$11.99

wine is the answer

food and drink

Badass Cat Mug

$11.88

Another funny MUG! Cat edition....

$11.49

I'm covering my apartment with this as i write this.

$43.99

Incarnate Word meets Grilled Cheese!

$468.98

Get new jars of fancy PB&J once a month for a year!

food and drink

Home Mushroom Farm kit

$42.99

Fresh Shrooms at home!

food and drink

Sriracha Key Chain Set

$29.99

The perfect amount of emergency spice on all of your keys.

$12.49

Battleship + Beer Pong ?!

$25.00

Cute and weird at the same time!

Gifts for Men

Llama String Lights

$20.67

Adorable little llamas!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Dick Trophy

$18.97

the biggest dick award!

Home and Office

Cat Butt Tissue Holder

$39.95

Cats are the bomb!

Home and Office

Pizza Blanket

$24.99

yummy looking and warm!

food and drink

Penis BBQ Apron

$20.49

Guys love BBQs and telling people they have small dicks!

$49.95

A cute cat shaped candle that melts reveal the wild beast inside her

$12.99

Thought to be extinct the prehistoric Triceratops is back, and she's ready to carry two of your favorite tacos!

Bar Accessories

Brain Coasters Set

$19.99

Brain Slices! Hell yes!

Home and Office

Kit Cat Clock in Movies

$55.97

VINTAGE inspo!

$11.66

Finally, the joyous dancing Inflatable Tube Man is available in a tiny, desk-friendly size.

$3,299.00

Become a Mrs Pac-man master with the full Mrs Pac-man arcade game!

$14.69

You are independent, and strong! Maybe, you don't have an oven in your tiny flat. Who cares!

$18.99

Never run out of drink floats again!

$8.79

Literally the funniest fucking pillow ever. 

$8.99

Slide down the hallways in these babies.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Stabbed Man Pencil Holder

$12.00

He is whoever your imagination lets him be.

$13.99

Are you feeling cute and French today?