Introducing the Semen Sensory Putty, aka “Seamen” by Captain Jack Hoff by Gears Out !
Is your semen count suffering from stress overload? Then grab this funny fidget putty and relax! Your semen will thank you! You’ll feel so much better after you bust out some Seamen Putty. The satisfying release is so great after you finish, you’ll practically glow. This is the best fidget toy hands down, and it it absolutely hilarious!
This semen themed sensory putty makes a great gift for your friends and family with a dirty sense of humor. This is a great novelty gift for guys that love dirty jokes, bachelor and bachelorette parties, grab bags, white elephant gifts and stocking stuffers!
The sticky oozy putty is fun the mush around in your hands. If you’re not playing with it, put it away in the tightly sealed tin. Avoiding sticky situations that arise from dripping Seamen Putty will keep you on course for smooth sailing. The tin means you can take your synthetic semen on the go. Show it off at work and school!
Also, the constant fidgeting gets your creative juices flowing! Fidget toys are a great way to keep you focused at your desk since they provide sensory input in a less distracting way. Captain Jack Hoff is here for you to keep you on task while you play with your goo.
Did we mention that it GLOWS IN THE DARK? This is truly the putty gift the keeps giving! You can take it camping, to the dance club, out on the town!
The putty is only made to look like semen, so please do not swallow this time!
And, it comes with a cool Seamen Captain tin so this sticky white goo won’t get out of control!
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