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Find the funniest and most useless gifts for men. Whether it’s for your boyfriend, brother or uncle, these hilarious gifts will add fun to any occasion.

Bar Accessories

Bottle Cap Gun Launcher

$9.45

Shoot your bottle caps and drink up!

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$13.99

Officially-Licensed Collector's Edition!

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Canned Wifi

$14.97

Can you be different, Can you be memorable, Can you be funny?  Yes! And few things in life are as funny as Canned WiFi. Set it on a coffee table or the office conference room and the laughs will last for years.

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Cutout of Danny DeVito!

$69.97

So realistic!

$9.95

Give him one of your bests!

$34.99

Looking for a sauce with bite? Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods.

$8.99

This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.

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$499.00 $439.00

The best head massage whenever you want!

$31.40

It's never too late to learn piano.

$25.00

Just like the original!

$81,818.99

Sell everything you own and get this baseball card now!

Gifts for Men

Gian Gummy Snake

$125.97

8 feet and 26 pounds of Gummy Goodness.

Gifts for Men

Uranium ore for sale

$39.95

Wanna travel to the future? buy Uranium and give it a try!

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Blood Pillow Blood Puddle Pillows

$12.00

Blood Puddle Pillows Here’s a great idea for anyone looking for a good last-minute fright.

$19.99

Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap

$36.64

...And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

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$13.99 $11.00

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!

$7.91

"I never disrobe before gunplay." -- Drive Angry

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Mini Golden Poo

This mini poo is so cute!

$9.99

Beardaments is on a mission to leave no beard undecorated.  Check out this crazy and useless beard ornaments, beardaments lights, beard glitter kits, and more shit!

Gifts for Men

Undies for two

$9.99

Let us know how this works out!

$9.15

Kids LOVE to be shot with these.

food and drink

USB Can Cooler

$22.99

The cutest mini fridge on the planet.

food and drink

Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

$12.99

Bring it to the office.

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Finger Baby Hands

$9.59

So trippy!

$17.95

Do you want people to leave you alone?

Gifts for Men

The Jar of Nothing

$16.00

The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!

$17.99

The Force awakens in your car!

$9.95

Synthetic semen on the go!

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$20.00 $12.50

Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.

$23.11

Like walking on grass?

$11.99

Do you want to see your poop glow? have you ever seen your poop in different colors than brown, green or red? With this led light for toilets, your toilet will be the most fun room in any party!

$10.99

You wanna look like a dad? This dad bag will get you all the milf in the park!

$12.69

The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!

$12.99

Fits cans and bottles.

$32.99

The American Flag Beer Pong Float with a Built in Cooler!

food and drink

Can of whoopass for sale

$5.99

Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!  

$59.99

Perfect for 4th of July!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Joke Hand Sanitizer

$9.50

Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin.

$159.99

This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.

$12.99

Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.

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Booty Pillow

$69.00

Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.

$21.97

Batteries are easily replaceable.

$9.33

You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home! 

$25.01

Lock away your ice cream from roommates!

Gifts for Men

Banana Phone Handset

$39.99

ring ring ring , banana phone

$1,285.12

Never run out again!

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Yoda Force Bookend

$28.99

May the 4th gift!

Gifts for Men

Fake Wolf Tattoo

$9.99

trashy and amazing

$43.37

An Imperial Walker taken down right on your desk!

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adult achievement stickers

$6.99

You deserve recognition for a job well done!

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$19.99 $12.84

Dominate dinner.

$8.66

Why don’t you grab this book, your kid’s gel pens, and hide in the garage for a while?

food and drink

Badass Cat Mug

$11.88

Another funny MUG! Cat edition....

$43.99

Incarnate Word meets Grilled Cheese!

$468.98

Get new jars of fancy PB&J once a month for a year!

food and drink

Sriracha Key Chain Set

$29.99

The perfect amount of emergency spice on all of your keys.

$12.49

Battleship + Beer Pong ?!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Screaming Goat Toy

$23.04

Includes a 32-page leaflet of goat facts! 

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Toilet Mini Golf

$9.95

Get two hole-in-ones with this!

Gifts for Men

Llama String Lights

$20.67

Adorable little llamas!

Gifts for Men

Game of Thrones Socks

$69.99

Tyrion Lannister, Jon Snow, Khaleesi, and Arya Stark on your feet!

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Dick Trophy

$18.97

the biggest dick award!

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Penis BBQ Apron

$20.49

Guys love BBQs and telling people they have small dicks!

Gifts for Men

Lazer Tag Set

$69.95

Laser tag evolved!

$11.66

Finally, the joyous dancing Inflatable Tube Man is available in a tiny, desk-friendly size.

$4.99

Introducing the cutest penis coloring book on the planet!

$26.95

"Back hair is sexy" said no one ever. 

$649.99

Always thought about music and beers at the same time?

Gifts for Men

Best BBQ grill 2019

$2,580.00

BBQ like a champ.

Gifts for Men

Penis Grooming Kit

$35.35

Make your penis beautiful

Gifts for Men

Best Mini camera Wifi

$56.99

You can live-stream the footage from anywhere in the world with this tiny camera!  

Gifts for Men

Watchmen Ink Mask guy

$29.95

HERE IT IS ... the best animated Rorschach inkblot mask you will find.

$9.86

You get what you deserve

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$14.85 $13.46

Curious about cock? You're not the only one.

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$9.95

get rid of that unwanted wood quick!