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Everyone loves a sexy actor with a ruggedly hairy chest peaking out of a banana! Seductive and hilarious, these rubber flip flops are perfect for the beach and pool.  


Are you looking for some Real human bones just because? No question asked, here you can buy your Real human bones and do whatever you please with them 🙂


Our chicken harnesses are truly adjustable and easy to wear. Adjust the size to your needs to make sure your chickens are 100% comfy no matter what.


Everyone has seen the now famous Nicolas Cage Sequin Pillow Case, but have you checked out this Nicolas Cage Sequin Christmas Stocking? The rugged, manly and sexy face of Mr. Cage now hides behind a veil of Christmas Spirit above your fire place.


Capture the awesomeness of static electricity on your desktop with this USB powered plasma ball light. The wonders of biology and electricity come into focus inside this adorable mini science apparatus.


Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap


Totally Useless Information is packed with stories that are weird, unexpected, and just plain bizarre. Learn about strange scientific facts, discover the truths behind historical figures, debunk popular urban legends, and thrill yourself with stories of the supernatural. This collection of 150+ entries will expand your knowledge on a broad range of topics, including history, [...]


This dinosaur neon light is sort of retro and super fun. It will bring you joy and happiness as it shines its pretty soft neon glow in your house, the office, dorm room or home bar or nursery.


Today on how they do it. Plumbuses. Everyone has a Plumbus in their home. First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out, with a bunch of Schleem. The Schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the Grumbo, where the Fleeb is rubbed against it. It is important that the Fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a Schlommy shows up and he rubs it and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. They are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the chumbles. And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

$99.99 $70.54

Are you tired of your parents? Are you sick of your teacher? Are you tired of everybody around you? Be like Thanos and wipe out everybody just by snapping your fingers!


Do you have a brother or friend that has been single forever? Is she having a life crisis because all her friends have boyfriends and she doesn't? You can save the day and get her a boyfriend for Christmas! Only a few steps and she can start growing a boyfriend into a full size!


Has your sister been single forever? Is she having a life crisis because all her friends have boyfriends and she hasnot? you can save her life this Christmas and get her a grow a boyfriend kit!


Do you always get the latest iPhone? Are you a person that follow all trends and want to be cool?  Get this Arnold commando phone case and show everybody how the dual camera and flash transforms into John Matrix bazooka from Commando!

$9.99 $7.99

Simply, “Put Your Real Present Inside the Joke Box" and try to keep a straight face as you watch your friends & loved ones attempt to remain gracious while thanking you for the “Roto Wipe”

$13.99 $11.00

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!

If you love useless things that are super cute because they are tiny, you are going to LOVE this mini desk vacuum cleaner USB. Suck up the tiniest specks of dust with the world’s smallest vacuum cleaner! It’s perfect for cleaning your keyboard and getting between every crevice. This adorable little baby boo boo dust [...]

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Mini Pool Table for Desk


Introducing the mini pool table for desk! Ever want to play a quick game of pool at your desk? Well now it’s easier than ever without having to go to the break room! FULL BILLIARD SET: Not only do you get our premium table, you’ll also get 2 cues, a triangle rack, and a full [...]