If you love useless things that are super cute because they are tiny, you are going to LOVE this mini desk vacuum cleaner USB. Suck up the tiniest specks of dust with the world’s smallest vacuum cleaner! It’s perfect for cleaning your keyboard and getting between every crevice. This adorable little baby boo boo dust [...]

Introducing the mini pool table for desk! Ever want to play a quick game of pool at your desk? Well now it’s easier than ever without having to go to the break room! FULL BILLIARD SET: Not only do you get our premium table, you’ll also get 2 cues, a triangle rack, and a full [...]

They hug your hands with buttery softness and provide maximum comfort without getting in the way.

The first virtual reality pet is back from 1997 with its original programming!

Collectible Mini Brands with 5 different surprises in each ball. Over 500+ different surprises to collect.

So cute and yummy!

"I never disrobe before gunplay." -- Drive Angry

Doggo emerges as a beautiful majestic butterfly!

This mini poo is so cute!

Beardaments is on a mission to leave no beard undecorated.  Check out this crazy and useless beard ornaments, beardaments lights, beard glitter kits, and more shit!

Get really intimate with your partner with this two-person underwear. This Christmas useless gift will surely give you some fun and uncomfortable time while trying to have sex and walk at the same time. This underwear is also great if you’re morbidly obese100% Polyester.

Kids LOVE to be shot with these.

We dare you to bring these to school.

The cutest mini fridge on the planet.

Luxury!

Bring it to the office.

So trippy!

The Moon Ring farts when the box is open. A hilarious prank to play on your significant other!

Do you want people to leave you alone?

The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!

Perfect gift for couples!

The Force awakens in your car!

Synthetic semen on the go!

Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans.

Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.

GFF Grass Flip Flops are the highest quality synthetic grass sandals on the market. Express your creativity and unique style with GFF. Great for everyday wear or for an eye-catching adornment at the beach this summer, Grass Flip Flops also make a great gift idea for men, women and kids.

Do you want to see your poop glow? have you ever seen your poop in different colors than brown, green or red? With this led light for toilets, your toilet will be the most fun room in any party!

You wanna look like a dad? This dad bag will get you all the milf in the park!

The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!

Fits cans and bottles.

Hello, 4th of July!

The American Flag Beer Pong Float with a Built in Cooler!

Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!  

Perfect for 4th of July!

There are more incredibly pointless and delightfully entertaining things to discover in this new entry in the #1 New York Times bestselling series.

Called the Handicorn by Archie McPhee, this finger puppet will wow everyone that loves unicorns and creepy things.

Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin.

This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.

Meow book is a novel for cats written from the perspective of a cat.

Tell your girlfriend "Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho" with this romantic and cute little guy

Comes in a 2 pack!

Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.

Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.

Batteries are easily replaceable.

Show off your Doctorate of Cheeseburgers from Cheeseburger State University.

You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home! 

Lock away your ice cream from roommates!

ring ring ring , banana phone

Comes with a hug variety of farts!

Never run out again!

wtf?

May the 4th gift!

comes with a case and stand!

trashy and amazing

An Imperial Walker taken down right on your desk!

cross stitch your life away with this baby.

finally, some owl vomit!

yay politics!

Be a tactical badass

omg YAAS! Finally...

Move over, Barbie!

not your kindergarten noodle necklace!

a fine-ass pool float

You deserve recognition for a job well done!

c'mon! duh!

Dominate dinner.

Author Christie Mellor's parenting book that is FUNNY

Tell you mom how OKAY she really is!

i love this movie!

Why don’t you grab this book, your kid’s gel pens, and hide in the garage for a while?

wine is the answer

so cozy!

The Force shall beest with thee.

everyone like porn

LOL

Another funny MUG! Cat edition....

I'm covering my apartment with this as i write this.

Classic!

Incarnate Word meets Grilled Cheese!

Enter a new dimension!

Great for beaches!

Get new jars of fancy PB&J once a month for a year!

Fresh Shrooms at home!

HELLO, Guest House!

Remember??

The perfect amount of emergency spice on all of your keys.

Battleship + Beer Pong ?!

Includes a 32-page leaflet of goat facts! 

Get two hole-in-ones with this!

Cute and weird at the same time!

Adorable little llamas!

Tyrion Lannister, Jon Snow, Khaleesi, and Arya Stark on your feet!

the biggest dick award!

Cats are the bomb!

yummy looking and warm!

Guys love BBQs and telling people they have small dicks!

A cute cat shaped candle that melts reveal the wild beast inside her

Thought to be extinct the prehistoric Triceratops is back, and she's ready to carry two of your favorite tacos!

Brain Slices! Hell yes!

VINTAGE inspo!

Laser tag evolved!

Finally, the joyous dancing Inflatable Tube Man is available in a tiny, desk-friendly size.

Become a Mrs Pac-man master with the full Mrs Pac-man arcade game!

Introducing the cutest penis coloring book on the planet!

You are independent, and strong! Maybe, you don't have an oven in your tiny flat. Who cares!

Never run out of drink floats again!

Do you love Rosé by the pool? Then, take a look at this huge Rosé Wine Bottle Pool Float!

Have you ever dreamed of being a mermaid?

"Holy shit, your eyes are cool!"

Literally the funniest fucking pillow ever. 

CAVIAR!

Slide down the hallways in these babies.

He is whoever your imagination lets him be.

"Back hair is sexy" said no one ever. 

Are you feeling cute and French today?

Party bathroom!

Always thought about music and beers at the same time?

BBQ like a champ.

Make your penis beautiful

You can live-stream the footage from anywhere in the world with this tiny camera!  

Cant get enough?

HERE IT IS ... the best animated Rorschach inkblot mask you will find.

zap that liar!  

You get what you deserve

Curious about cock? You're not the only one.

get rid of that unwanted wood quick!