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Dont let the kid have all the fun

$2,400.00

Spare any change?

$17.99

Survive the climate change!

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Bottle Cap Gun Launcher

$9.45

Shoot your bottle caps and drink up!

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Creepy Unicorn Mask

$12.99

Look like a magical creep!

Bar Accessories

Lego Builder Mug

$10.90

Choke on a lego man in your morning coffee!

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Trump Fortune Teller

$15.95

So so useless...

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Cracker Pillow Set

$14.29

These cushy saltines are good for your back!

Funny Dog Stuff

Raw Joint Dog Toy

$16.81

Made from non-toxic hemp!

$22.99

Listen to your heart!

$13.99

Officially-Licensed Collector's Edition!

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Canned Wifi

$14.97

Can you be different, Can you be memorable, Can you be funny?  Yes! And few things in life are as funny as Canned WiFi. Set it on a coffee table or the office conference room and the laughs will last for years.

$33.60

relax with your pillow girlfriend.

$29.99

Dusted with Barbecue Flavors!

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Cutout of Danny DeVito!

$69.97

So realistic!

$9.95

Give him one of your bests!

$19.95

The best way to eat Cereal!

$34.99

Looking for a sauce with bite? Well, you found it and then some! This sauce will literally add fire to your favorite foods.

$8.99

This pizza-preserving necklace keeps our nation’s favorite pseudo-Italian snack safe and toasty within a zip-lock pouch.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Earwax Candle Kit

$7.90

These Prank Packs are the perfect gag gift box for any occasion - Holidays & Birthday parties, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day and more!

Funny Dog Stuff

Teepee Dog Bed

$29.99

This Cute and Creative pet house acts like a decorative accent to any room while providing a private space for small pets to take a nap or hide.

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$29.99 $24.99

Make your refrigerator look like your favorite 80's video game console with the FreezerBoy magnet set!

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$499.00 $439.00

The best head massage whenever you want!

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$12.95 $6.85

The Joy of Painting in your house!

$34.60

Chambong glassware for rapid champagne consumption!

$37.99

Battery powered LED strip!

$9.99

Need something sexy and feminine on your tree?

$170.00

Great for long distance relationships!

$31.40

It's never too late to learn piano.

$25.00

Just like the original!

$38.99

Comes with 7 different mood lights!

4th of July

Confetti High Five

$6.50

The best high five of your life.

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$49.99 $24.95

Turns on when you wave it. LIKE MAGIC!

$29.99

A Hanukkah sweater that's cute!

$160.00

3 Imported Cheeses every month!

$249.99

It translates you brainwaves into sounds of weather! Plus, more!

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$20.99 $14.85

Good Grief! Is it already Christmas time?! 

$13.00

Taking the purr-fect #CatSelfie made easy.

$81,818.99

Sell everything you own and get this baseball card now!

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$29.99 $23.97

The best foot massager that you will ever find in Walmart.

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$9.95 $7.99

Did your dog always want to be blonde?  

Gifts for Men

Gian Gummy Snake

$125.97

8 feet and 26 pounds of Gummy Goodness.

Gifts for Men

Uranium ore for sale

$39.95

Wanna travel to the future? buy Uranium and give it a try!

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Blood Pillow Blood Puddle Pillows

$12.00

Blood Puddle Pillows Here’s a great idea for anyone looking for a good last-minute fright.

Everyone loves a sexy actor with a ruggedly hairy chest peaking out of a banana!  

$19.95

The sexiest Christmas stocking that ever existed.

$24.95

Capture the awesomeness of static electricity in miniature!

$19.99

Advanced engineering for optimal crappy aerodynamics....nah, just kidding, it drives like a piece of crap

$36.64

...And the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old Plumbus.

$2.79

Looking for the perfect man?

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$13.99 $11.00

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete's sake, put on some Handerpants!

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Mini Pool Table for Desk

$19.99

For the fun office!

Gifts for Women

Usb Hand Warmer

$38.99

They hug your hands with buttery softness and provide maximum comfort without getting in the way.

Throwback Gifts

Tamagotchi 5 Virtual Pet

$29.99

The first virtual reality pet is back from 1997 with its original programming!

food and drink

Mini Grocery Items

$27.99

Collectible Mini Brands with 5 different surprises in each ball. Over 500+ different surprises to collect.

$7.91

"I never disrobe before gunplay." -- Drive Angry

$14.99

Doggo emerges as a beautiful majestic butterfly!

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Mini Golden Poo

This mini poo is so cute!

$9.99

Beardaments is on a mission to leave no beard undecorated.  Check out this crazy and useless beard ornaments, beardaments lights, beard glitter kits, and more shit!

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Undies for two

$9.99

Let us know how this works out!

$9.15

Kids LOVE to be shot with these.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Offensive Pencils

$14.99

We dare you to bring these to school.

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USB Can Cooler

$22.99

The cutest mini fridge on the planet.

food and drink

Toilet Bowl Coffee Mug

$12.99

Bring it to the office.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Finger Baby Hands

$9.59

So trippy!

$21.95

The Moon Ring farts when the box is open. A hilarious prank to play on your significant other!

$17.95

Do you want people to leave you alone?

Gifts for Men

The Jar of Nothing

$16.00

The jar of nothing! When you ask what they want for Christmas and they say nothing, this is what you get them!

$14.95

Perfect gift for couples!

$17.99

The Force awakens in your car!

$9.95

Synthetic semen on the go!

$8.95

Each Bag of Unicorn Farts is sourced from the world’s most enchanting and gassy unicorns, probably after eating some magic beans.

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$20.00 $12.50

Bored with having a dog or a cat? Wanna be the soul of any dog park around? Get your Madagascar Hissing Cockroach now! Get Sexed pair so you can make your house full of these cute pets.

$23.11

Like walking on grass?

$11.99

Do you want to see your poop glow? have you ever seen your poop in different colors than brown, green or red? With this led light for toilets, your toilet will be the most fun room in any party!

$10.99

You wanna look like a dad? This dad bag will get you all the milf in the park!

$12.69

The rainbow crystal lens reflects light with a burst of vivid colors!

$12.99

Fits cans and bottles.

$32.99

The American Flag Beer Pong Float with a Built in Cooler!

food and drink

Can of whoopass for sale

$5.99

Buy a can of whoopass now! By opening this can, you are going to unleash the power of whooping!  

$59.99

Perfect for 4th of July!

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$15.00 $10.82

There are more incredibly pointless and delightfully entertaining things to discover in this new entry in the #1 New York Times bestselling series.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Unicorn Finger Puppet

$6.85

Called the Handicorn by Archie McPhee, this finger puppet will wow everyone that loves unicorns and creepy things.

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Joke Hand Sanitizer

$9.50

Kills 99.9% of germs on contact. This antibacterial gel also includes Aloe Vera to soften the skin.

$159.99

This product features 3D SEAMLESS printing technology.

$9.00

Meow book is a novel for cats written from the perspective of a cat.

Gifts for Women

Shawty U Fine Bear

$27.95

Tell your girlfriend "Shawty U Fine as Shit Tho" with this romantic and cute little guy

Gag Gifts and Pranks

Penis Water Gun

$15.99

Comes in a 2 pack!

$12.99

Perfect for that special Canadian in your life.

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Booty Pillow

$69.00

Rest your head on a nice toned booty. Brought to you by Buttress Pillow. Also comes with a booty keychain.

$21.97

Batteries are easily replaceable.

$13.99

Show off your Doctorate of Cheeseburgers from Cheeseburger State University.

$9.33

You can’t find fusions like Blasian (black Asian) or Ghettalian (ghetto Italian) in restaurants, but you can have them at home! 

$25.01

Lock away your ice cream from roommates!

Gifts for Men

Banana Phone Handset

$39.99

ring ring ring , banana phone

Fart Gifts

Farting Piggy Bank

$14.99

Comes with a hug variety of farts!

$1,285.12

Never run out again!

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Yoda Force Bookend

$28.99

May the 4th gift!

$11.99

comes with a case and stand!

Gifts for Men

Fake Wolf Tattoo

$9.99

trashy and amazing

$43.37

An Imperial Walker taken down right on your desk!

$22.00

cross stitch your life away with this baby.

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owl vomit

$21.95 $15.19

finally, some owl vomit!

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trump toilet brush set

$13.99

yay politics!

Gifts for Women

hair clip multi tool set

$7.88

Be a tactical badass

Gifts for Women

motion sensor purse light

$19.95

omg YAAS! Finally...

Gag Gifts and Pranks

crazy cat lady box action figure

$6.07

Move over, Barbie!

$89.00

not your kindergarten noodle necklace!

Gifts for Women

the hunk pool float

$59.97

a fine-ass pool float

Gag Gifts and Pranks

adult achievement stickers

$6.99

You deserve recognition for a job well done!

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$10.95 $6.75

c'mon! duh!

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$19.99 $12.84

Dominate dinner.

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$12.95 $7.51

Author Christie Mellor's parenting book that is FUNNY

$13.99

Tell you mom how OKAY she really is!

$8.66

Why don’t you grab this book, your kid’s gel pens, and hide in the garage for a while?

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because kids wine glass

$11.99

wine is the answer

Gifts for Women

Sleeping Bag Suit

$241.08

so cozy!

$9.92

everyone like porn

food and drink

Badass Cat Mug

$11.88

Another funny MUG! Cat edition....

$11.49

I'm covering my apartment with this as i write this.

$43.99

Incarnate Word meets Grilled Cheese!

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Finger Hands on Finger Hands

$10.99

Enter a new dimension!

$468.98

Get new jars of fancy PB&J once a month for a year!

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Home Mushroom Farm kit

$42.99

Fresh Shrooms at home!

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Sriracha Key Chain Set

$29.99

The perfect amount of emergency spice on all of your keys.